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The GoosevineA Statement from Miss Dirty Birdie I regret to report that my enemies have escalated their campaign. This morning, a tiny operative infiltrated my porch disguised as an innocent child who wished only to “play dress-up.” I lowered my guard. It was a tactical error. Moments later I found myself wearing a red polka-dot…
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If You Give A Porch Goose A Book
Hi Book Boyfriend Connoisseurs, So let’s talk about the wonderfully wonky idea that took root while I was sitting in that hospital room. Gi Gi’s Crossing has two notable ordinances. One is nearly as old as the town itself. The other is brand spanking new. The old ordinance is about to create a massive problem…